Huge Hetalia and Homestuck Dork
Hi Im mA and I like Jellyfish
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OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
ok so a lot of british people tend to add “ey?” at the end of their sentences, kind of like how americans use “huh?” at the end of theirs
…now, imagine it with a snooty french accent.
THAT’S WHERE “EH?” CAME FROM
THAT’S WHY IT’S THE CANADIAN STEREOTYPE
I’VE DONE IT I’VE CRACKED THE MOTHERFUCKING DA VINCI CODE
how I discovered I was pansexual
- shit that guy’s hot
- oh fuck that girl’s hot too
- wait what trans people are hot as well
- damn sweet jesus I’m not sure what gender you are but you’re very hot
- is there a term for this condition
hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?
the band, i mean
not the archduke of austria
i know what happened to the archduke of austria
Hey! Did you know:
- sex is okay
- so is masturbation
- watching porn won’t make you impure
- one night stands are okay too
- having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
- even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
- sex with the same gender is alright
- not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
- your body your choice no matter your gender
- shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking
I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”
We basically need mental health safe words.
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY